Day One.

I'm Teagan. 16. Daily smoker, coffee drinker, professional bullshitter, Official Coolcat. Welcome you to my thoughts. And the shit I steal from others, WITH original source.

When your Molly gets twisted with laxatives… Fuck the world.

(via syn0nyms)

I must have gone blind captain.

I must have gone blind captain.

Face spam.

Face spam.

And that she wrote.

And that she wrote.

Shake shake shake señora.

Shake shake shake seƱora.

By the whites of my eyes.

By the whites of my eyes.

Does it hurt your eyes too?

Does it hurt your eyes too?

Omg why you perf?

Omg why you perf?